Donkey news

Subject: Donkey news Wed May 28, 2008 10:52 am

Donkey's rule.... Twisted Evil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzffTZ0wD7A

Subject: OMG Wed May 28, 2008 8:31 pm

Get a job or a new hobby atg - your even boring the Mighty Pucks

Subject: Re: Donkey news Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:58 am

Rumor has it that Gravy is taking "private" lessons with ATG. Gravy was seen wearing a Chiefs jersey labeled "Property of ATG". Sadly, Gravy is now showing the tell tale weakness in the "top corner glove hand side".

MVP Age : 45 Joined : 06 Nov 2007 Posts : 82

That is rude and uncalled for TP. Loose the cookies

Considering the fact that you are a moderater on this forum, I find your comments irresponsible and somewhat slanderous.

MVP Age : 34 Joined : 16 Dec 2007 Posts : 68

Yeah, that's absolutely not true to say that now Gravy has a weak glove hand. In fact it's always been weak!!!! Very Happy

Subject: Re: Donkey news Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:18 am

Subject: Re: Donkey news Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:40 am

I had to burn the shirt after he wore it... Twisted Evil

MVP Age : 45 Joined : 06 Nov 2007 Posts : 82

I'll never forget my jersey again........

Subject: Re: Donkey news Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:04 am

If anyone sees Gravy, and he looks happier then usual, its because ''free Agent" is his team-mate.

Congratulations Gravy.......

"Reunited and it feels so good
Reunited 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, sugar, this one is it
We both are so excited"
'Cause we're reunited, hey, hey"

Peaches and Herb - "Reunited"

MVP Age : 45 Joined : 06 Nov 2007 Posts : 82

The NCHL draft was held yesterday, and the Ice Hogs picked up journeyman/defenceman "free agent". Formerly with the Hornets, "free agent" is known in hockey circles for his deadly accurate slapshot. When asked about his slapshot FA had this to say: "uh,..slapshots aren't actually allowed in this league."
Nevertheless, Hogs enforcer JD welcomes the addition: "Now I won't have to fight him everytime we play the Hornets," he grins. "Plus he's got a wicked slapshot."
With the loss of Pylon, Alice the Goone and other key players from the roster, the Hogs are hoping that the addition of players like FA and others will help them reach the elite level in the NCHL. "Those guys (elite players) get everything!" says team rep Icy Hogworth. "Free booze, chicks, wheels on their hockey bag, favoratism from the refs... this team is only a few wins away from all that.."
According to Hogs owner W.G. Chrysler, "..the team just needs to win, period. FA can help us do that; have you seen his slapshot? And, fyi, the Dodge Caravan is the most popular minivan in North America today."
"FA will be a welcome addition to our defence" says veteran Dman Raddish Sanderson. "Plus, he can provide some extra offence with that deadly accurate slapshot of his."
Hogs goalie, Vladislav Gravy summed it up perfectly. "FA strong like tractor, good for help to goalie and stop puck, plus got good shotslap." Indeed Gravy will need all the help that he can get, after surrending 1,264 goals in 28 games last season.
Only time will tell.

Subject: Re: Donkey news Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:57 am

[quote="Gravy] ...the Ice Hogs picked up journeyman/defenceman "free agent". Formerly with the Hornets, "free agent" is known in hockey circles for his deadly accurate slapshot. [/quote]

Actually, I thought he was known as "The Hacker"....basically, when you go in the corner with Free Agent, you come out of the corner 2 inches shorter... Twisted Evil

MVP Age : 34 Joined : 16 Dec 2007 Posts : 68

OFFICIAL ICEHOGS55 (formerly free_agent) PRESS RELEASE

I think this team is a good fit for me. I feel we have a good group of guys here, and I think I have something to contribute.

This is a clip from my Gretzky training video I've been following religiously all summer. I think I'm ready to play.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqIdfFleUrs